How Do You Work This Thing
“Asshole baby gets all the good milk”
Oh yeah, I traded in all my designer ostrich feather corduroys for Dad Jeans, you guys. I’m so proud!
Absolutely no one will get this.
But everyone should.
What’s not to get? I want to see this movie. I will be covering my eyes for most of it though….
Bib Fortuna’s breakout role! Salacious B Crumb as the werewolf!
Connor Ratliff proves you don’t need jokes to be a sucessful standup.
From the December COOL SHIT/WEIRD SHIt.
I’m going to quote Will Hines here because it pleases me.
Will Hines: ”This is almost infuriating in how well it worked.”
Anti-comedy redefined.
Well, I loved this.
Kevin Hines: I am great at napping
I don’t mean to brag, but I am great at napping.
I used to be unable to nap properly. If I laid down to sleep, I wouldn’t wake up for hours, and then when I did wake up I’d be sleepy, sluggish and out of it. I wasn’t a napping, I was sleeping.
But at some point in the last 5 years I mastered…
This happens to me everyday somewhere between 7 and 8 pm. Usually on the couch after dinner while watching TV. Then I’m fully awake to, uh, watch more TV.
The most important Golden Globes news - String Bell beat McNulty.
worth it just for this
Crying real tears.
Looooooove
I tore the dance floor up as MC Hammer promoting his new search engine, Wiredoo, at the company Halloween party
this is what it’s like when i belt above a B-flat…
#WHAT IS THIS GIF!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!
Who knew Pauly was the son of Large Marge?
