How Do You Work This Thing

kkjordan: “Fuck you Brian” is the real winner in this one The...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:15:30 -0700

“Fuck you Brian” is the real winner in this one

The way some parents talk to their kids is so foreign to me and makes me sad. Except for the “I didn’t mean to have you” guy, now that’s funny.

I’m sold. How do I order?

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 15:06:56 -0800

I’m sold. How do I order?

fuckyeahlost: PENNY: Hello?DESMOND: Penny?PENNY:...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:52:09 -0800

fuckyeahlost:

PENNY: Hello?
DESMOND: Penny?
PENNY: Desmond?
DESMOND: Penny…Penny, you answered. You answered, Penny.
[In London, Penelope is at home standing by a Christmas tree.]
PENNY: Des, where are you?
DESMOND: I’m…I’m, I’m on a boat. Um…I’ve been on an island, and — Oh my god, Penny. Is that really you?
PENNY: Yeah! Yes, it’s me!
DESMOND: You believe me? You still care about me?
PENNY: Des, I’ve been looking for you for the past three years. I know about the island. I’ve been researching—-[static]—-and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that’s when I knew you were still alive. That’s when I knew I wasn’t crazy. Des, are you still there!?
DESMOND: Yes, yes, I’m here! I’m still here, can you hear me?
PENNY: Yeah, yeah, that’s better.
DESMOND: I love you, Penny. I’ve always loved you. I’m so sorry. I love you.
PENNY: I love you too.
DESMOND: I don’t know where I am, but—
PENNY: I’ll find you, Des—
DESMOND: —I promise—
PENNY: —no matter what—
DESMOND: —I’ll come back to you—
PENNY: —I won’t give up—
BOTH: I promise. I love you.
[Static cuts them off.]
SAYID: I’m sorry. The power source went dead, it’s all we have.
[Desmond walks toward Sayid, his memory of him and his time on the island returning.]
DESMOND: Thank you, Sayid. [They shake hands] It was enough.
SAYID: Are you alright now?
DESMOND: Aye. I’m perfect.

One of the best episodes of any television show ever.

kastiakbc: lornemilee: indecen-t: look who just waltzed in...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 00:16:30 -0800

kastiakbc:

lornemilee:

indecen-t:

look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS

NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT’S FOR SURE

In an Ole Miss shirt? Good call, America. #HailState

Good Saturday, you guys. (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 21:59:56 -0700

Good Saturday, you guys. (Taken with Instagram)

Saw @blacktress perform here the first w/e I moved to SF. Too...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 09:51:27 -0700

Saw @blacktress perform here the first w/e I moved to SF. Too bad it’s closing. (Taken with Instagram)

Doing it all for my baby (Taken with Instagram)

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:33:59 -0700

Doing it all for my baby (Taken with Instagram)

“Asshole baby gets all the good milk” Oh yeah, I...

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:35:11 -0800

“Asshole baby gets all the good milk”

Oh yeah, I traded in all my designer ostrich feather corduroys for Dad Jeans, you guys. I’m so proud!

gabrus: kellyqehudson: chrisreblogs: shortmikeshort: Absolute...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:53:58 -0800

gabrus:

kellyqehudson:

chrisreblogs:

shortmikeshort:

Absolutely no one will get this.

But everyone should.

What’s not to get? I want to see this movie. I will be covering my eyes for most of it though….

Bib Fortuna’s breakout role! Salacious B Crumb as the werewolf!

halphillips: connorratliff: coolshitweirdshit: Connor Ratliff...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:26:06 -0800

halphillips:

connorratliff:

coolshitweirdshit:

Connor Ratliff proves you don’t need jokes to be a sucessful standup.

From the December COOL SHIT/WEIRD SHIt.

I’m going to quote Will Hines here because it pleases me.

Will Hines: ”This is almost infuriating in how well it worked.”

Anti-comedy redefined.

Well, I loved this.

Kevin Hines: I am great at napping

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:32:00 -0800

Kevin Hines: I am great at napping:

kevhines:

I don’t mean to brag, but I am great at napping.

I used to be unable to nap properly. If I laid down to sleep, I wouldn’t wake up for hours, and then when I did wake up I’d be sleepy, sluggish and out of it. I wasn’t a napping, I was sleeping.

But at some point in the last 5 years I mastered…

This happens to me everyday somewhere between 7 and 8 pm. Usually on the couch after dinner while watching TV. Then I’m fully awake to, uh, watch more TV.

luciwithani: natface: thebronzemedal: The most important...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:54:18 -0800

luciwithani:

natface:

thebronzemedal:

The most important Golden Globes news - String Bell beat McNulty.

worth it just for this

Crying real tears.

Looooooove

Christmas shopping done! (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:37:05 -0800

Christmas shopping done! (Taken with instagram)

I tore the dance floor up as MC Hammer promoting his new search...

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:50:30 -0700

I tore the dance floor up as MC Hammer promoting his new search engine, Wiredoo, at the company Halloween party

alexkjenkins: zjkimbrell: this is what it’s like when i belt...

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:38:23 -0700

alexkjenkins:

zjkimbrell:

this is what it’s like when i belt above a B-flat…

#WHAT IS THIS GIF!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

Who knew Pauly was the son of Large Marge?

A suspended platform that allows travel over uneven or broken...

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:24:06 -0700

A suspended platform that allows travel over uneven or broken ground

Walking home from work

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:37:09 -0700

Walking home from work

We take a real vacation only every 4 or 5 years but we do it...

Fri, 20 May 2011 19:52:14 -0700

We take a real vacation only every 4 or 5 years but we do it right, y’all.

Pecan Pie French Toast at Buttermilk Channel. Get you some.

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:45:44 -0800

Pecan Pie French Toast at Buttermilk Channel. Get you some.

Please don’t ignore this because it’s a test from the iPhone app.

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:00:21 -0800

Please don’t ignore this because it’s a test from the iPhone app.